“我不叫高霄费[喵喵]高富帅[酷]”
“我最喜欢你这个大名旦[兔子]”
“刘翠霞”
“刘派[兔子]”
“白玉霜”
“白派[兔子]”
“爱莲君”
“爱派[兔子]”
“李金斗[doge]”
“斗派[兔子]…不是👋”
“你鼓什么掌啊[喵喵]跟动物园的狗熊🐻似的[doge]”
“兰花指💅”
“跟火腿肠似的[doge]”
（今天的捧哏火药味十足[doge]
“学评戏嘛，不唱还行[可怜]”
“找找大名旦那调儿[doge]”
“你别看我[喵喵]”
……
“你看着我点[喵喵]尊重点我[喵喵]”
返场打麻将🀄️
“跟真的似的这玩意儿[挖鼻]”
返场二🍄
“小葱炖蘑菇🍄🟫”
学点评戏🎙️
